Shake yer dix

When my mum asked me to buy some fruits for her at the supermarket, I was really surprised, cause basically you shouldn't eat any when having a lactose allergy. But she stayed adamant, so I couldn't resist.

Being in the supermarket I had to decide between the usual stuff: apples, grapes, bananas, apricotes, plums and stuff like that.

But I really wanted only one thing for mum. I wanted the best, the juicyest and coolest fruit on earth ever.



So I asked the sales girl and she gave me a box, which was surprisingly on special offer. They got imported from Canada, but I guess you can't have everything, do you?

At the exit I met Otto von Schirach by the way. Obviously he was stoned, cause he asked me to join the HJ, while singing Live is Life.

Mum was happy.